10. So, how you wanna do this, like… Spread-eagle style?
9. Dibs on the TV.
8. I saw the funniest thing online today. Let me show you.
7. I bet I’ll get to touch your boobies. I just said that out loud, didn’t I?
6. You sure you don’t want to play just one round of Brawl before we go at it?
5. Hope this doesn’t turn me gay. No, not the sex, marriage.
4. YOUR TITS TASTE LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH MILK
3. Dibs on the first slice of pizza.
2. Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if I wore your bra? No?
1. This just in: My penis.
You know, considering I don’t say ALL of these, in, like, succession.