I was looking at video games that this kiosk in the mall was selling and I thought that game said “Super Black Ass” and couldn’t pull my wallet out of my pocket fast enough to buy it.
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Oh wow that’s pretty cheap I’ll take five.
Good morning America, let’s get this money.
Hey, on the real, homeboy look classy as hell.
Like, I don’t even wanna fight him.
I wanna see if he wants to go hit up a few clubs with me and the crew, maybe pick up some ladies, grab a few drinks.
Dude looks like somebody I could totally chill with.
I want a skeleton homie. :(
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS
I feel like a little less of a man every time I have to look at a walkthrough to figure out where to go next in a video game.
no seriously what the fuck is that thing
Hahaha I don’t know why this was so funny to me. They’re just laying in separate beds like:
“Fighter?”
“Yeah?”
“I can’t sleep.”
“Me neither. I’m too excited.”
“Whatcha thinkin’ about?
“Oh nothin’. Just adventuring and stuff.”
“That’s cool.”
“Yeah.”
So weird when you’re playing Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest and some girl’s dying wish is a Drake album.
Found while browsing /vr/, which is my new favorite board.
Not being able to concentrate in a server match because you’re too busy listening to the one girl in the server talk on her mic
OOOOHHHH WE PRESIDENT NOW
Speaking of weird sequels…
Can we please talk about how Zelda II is not only what-the-fuck-happened-here weird and oh-god-I’m-really-supposed-to-be-able-to-beat-this hard? I mean, look at this prick. For, like, six years, I thought he was throwing shrimp at me. My friend even played this game recently, and I told him it was just unnecessarily difficult really fast. He got so mad he quit and played something else. Is it just us?
"It was all a dream."
—Biggie Smalls talking about the weird ending of Super Mario Bros. 2
