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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

Seems like kids are becoming more aware at a younger age...

Nephew: I just wanted to ask you something.
Tim: Yes?
Nephew: What is sex?
Tim: *CUE THE MOST PANICKED LOOK EVER IN LIFE*
Nephew: *laughs*
Tim: Where did you hear that from?
Nephew: I just heard it.
(This little asshole is five years old.)
Tim: Oh. But where?
Nephew: I just heard it.
Tim: Ohhhkay.
Nephew: I don't think I know what sex is. Do YOU know what sex is?
Tim: ...
Nephew: ...
Tim: *leaves*