I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Hi.
Just popping in to say a little something:
Don’t ever put a paper bag over someone’s head during sex.
That shit will fuck up someone’s self-esteem for a very long time.
Don’t do it.
Seriously.
That is all.
(This has been a PSA by the Foundation to Not Fuck Up Peoples’ Self-Esteem.)
