And then, God said, “Let there be spam accounts so Tim thinks he’s actually getting more followers when, in reality, he still only has his mom.”
Yesterday, I had $20.
I spent… $9.00 on a cheap box of chocolate and $2.59 for a birthday card for my mother, whose birthday is today.
Happy birthday, mother.
I also bought a caramel frappé from McDonald’s, which is, like, $2.60-something or something.
Now I have enough money to buy a day pass for the bus to go to my friend’s dinner, which is cool, because I don’t have enough money to eat, so I plan to show up late and get everyone’s leftovers, like I usually do, without paying for anything.
This is the thinking of a future evil dictator, I’m sure.
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me that she went through a bunch of pages of my Tumblr…
With her mother.
^MFW OH GOD
But, everything seemingly went better than expected, because my girlfriend said that her mom thinks I’m funny.
I personally didn’t believe a single words of this, but…
OH GOD WHAT IF SHE READS THIS POST WHY DID I POST THIS OH GOD WHAT DID THEY EVEN READ
*jumps out window*
Wow. Hey. I forgot, I only have a one-story house. That wasn’t too bad. Anyway…