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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

When I first saw this picture, I was overwhelmed with rage. I could not even see anything in front of me, because my eyes were clouded with just… just red. I was vehement.
Then, I looked again and realized that I’d wear the FUCK out of the “Monkey Trouble” shirt, just because… I mean, come on. That’s hilarious.
That’s too funny, man.
Monkey trouble.
What does that even mean?

When I first saw this picture, I was overwhelmed with rage. I could not even see anything in front of me, because my eyes were clouded with just… just red. I was vehement.

Then, I looked again and realized that I’d wear the FUCK out of the “Monkey Trouble” shirt, just because… I mean, come on. That’s hilarious.

That’s too funny, man.

Monkey trouble.

What does that even mean?

Had a week to do History homework.
Planning on getting started on it any minute now.
Pic related.

Had a week to do History homework.

Planning on getting started on it any minute now.

Pic related.

My friend made my other friend into what you kids call an “Internet meme”. Creepy Photographer, apparently. So here were my contributions to that.

So I finally looked up what this shit was about.
Let it be known that on this day, Thursday, September 20th, 2012, I, Timothy Whyte, realized that I could hate Tumblr more than I already did.

So I finally looked up what this shit was about.

Let it be known that on this day, Thursday, September 20th, 2012, I, Timothy Whyte, realized that I could hate Tumblr more than I already did.

sirbombalot:

Sorry I haven’t been posting comics lately. It’s because I’ve been working on this.
I hope you all accept my apologies.

I just remembered this happened and am laughing at my own stupid joke.

sirbombalot:

Sorry I haven’t been posting comics lately. It’s because I’ve been working on this.

I hope you all accept my apologies.

I just remembered this happened and am laughing at my own stupid joke.

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Sorry I haven’t been posting comics lately. It’s because I’ve been working on this.
I hope you all accept my apologies.

Sorry I haven’t been posting comics lately. It’s because I’ve been working on this.

I hope you all accept my apologies.

GPOYW: Not exactly knowing why people still post GPOY pictures edition.

GPOYW: Not exactly knowing why people still post GPOY pictures edition.

That’s a very good point. Thank you, Philosoraptor.

That’s a very good point. Thank you, Philosoraptor.