How could I forget this little gem earlier?
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Some things are just better left unknown.
Me on my way to steal ur girl
Hahaha I don’t know why this was so funny to me. They’re just laying in separate beds like:
“Fighter?”
“Yeah?”
“I can’t sleep.”
“Me neither. I’m too excited.”
“Whatcha thinkin’ about?
“Oh nothin’. Just adventuring and stuff.”
“That’s cool.”
“Yeah.”
Fern Houseplant, my ex-girlfriend/plant →
(Casual reminder that I made a fake Facebook profile for a plant and then proceeded to date said plant.)
Haha my local bus service was doing some contest and my answer was the first to come up.
I just remembered that fmylife.com was a thing and that I had a profile under the name DrAwesome. Logged in and found that I have top comments on several submissions for some reason.
I mean, really.
Like, seriously.
People used to love me on that damn website.
Registering this product. Please no one e-mail me or visit my home.
Reblog for Team Trees.
Like for Team Bieber (and also go away forever)
Ignore for Team Kim Jong Il.
No. I’m not kidding. This is the best.
There’s a photobooth at Chuck E. Cheese that takes your picture and then pretends to draw you.
But this looks nothing like me.
My friend Ronnie and I were playing a racing game, and this was one of the levels.
I was on the bus yesterday, and I saw a dude with 69 tattooed on the back of his head.
Dude knows what’s up.
