Man, if Futurama is canceled, please let them at least make a “Single Female Lawyer” spin-off because I’d watch the absolute hell out of it.
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Good news, everyone!
You’re all going to die alone.
Go go go.
Mine is “make a Tumblr account”.
Why not Zoidberg for President?
CRAP. Now I’m torn between Patrick and Zoidberg. I hope they’re in the same party.
(via fyeahdrzoidberg)
Why didn’t I think to do this? All those times… All that shame…
EDIT: It sorta works.
This was the most beautiful moment in Futurama’s history.
“Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds, we’d know that I’m a man and you’re janitorial equipment.”
I haven’t played it in a while, and I’m seeing it everywhere.
