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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

This is my “I’m sort of sick of people on Tumblr” face.
It’s very vibrant this time of year.
Also, I’m just sad in general. It’s one of those situations where one of your bestest friends whom you haven’t seen in forever is in town for ONE DAY AND ONE DAY ONLY, which is coincidentally a day you decide to visit your dad.
Plus, I watched the most amount of movies today I’ve watched any day this summer: Two and a half. So I’m tired.
I think I may eventually start my own blog on some website that doesn’t have people who just reblog stupid unfunny shit and dumb love quotes and sayings and pictures of goddamned food. Oh, and astrology. And girls who look like they were dreamed up and could never be real. And stupid .gifs that try to relate to me.
I figured that I’d actually learn about new people on here. But, I was mistaken. It’s just boring stuff, aside from the occasional intellectually funny things that don’t involve some stupid picture of someone making some face that’s supposed to be interpreted as funny because it stresses the fact that we’re somehow this huge Tumblr family that’s all the same.
Yeah, I’m gonna find another website. Who am I kidding, I’ll probably stay here due to laziness, and because I already have a pretty good fanbase. I mean, you people seem to like the crap I write. I WAS TALKING TO MY PENIS FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE.

This is my “I’m sort of sick of people on Tumblr” face.

It’s very vibrant this time of year.

Also, I’m just sad in general. It’s one of those situations where one of your bestest friends whom you haven’t seen in forever is in town for ONE DAY AND ONE DAY ONLY, which is coincidentally a day you decide to visit your dad.

Plus, I watched the most amount of movies today I’ve watched any day this summer: Two and a half. So I’m tired.

I think I may eventually start my own blog on some website that doesn’t have people who just reblog stupid unfunny shit and dumb love quotes and sayings and pictures of goddamned food. Oh, and astrology. And girls who look like they were dreamed up and could never be real. And stupid .gifs that try to relate to me.

I figured that I’d actually learn about new people on here. But, I was mistaken. It’s just boring stuff, aside from the occasional intellectually funny things that don’t involve some stupid picture of someone making some face that’s supposed to be interpreted as funny because it stresses the fact that we’re somehow this huge Tumblr family that’s all the same.

Yeah, I’m gonna find another website. Who am I kidding, I’ll probably stay here due to laziness, and because I already have a pretty good fanbase. I mean, you people seem to like the crap I write. I WAS TALKING TO MY PENIS FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE.

TEAM FORTRESS 2 UNTIL I DIE OF EXHAUSTION AWW YEAH

I already got some achievement. Apparently, I bounced someone off of the ground, then killed them before they landed.

Hell, I just shoot at anything.