Everybody gets spam followers, but I’ve never had one. I HATE PEOPLE, GIVE ME ROBOTS.
I think I got three this week. You can take any one of them. They’re all very boring and not very attractive.
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Never heard of this dude.
Me neither. I’m hoping that others haven’t heard of him either, so that no one will miss him when he’s gone soon.
Tumblr Crushes:
- xoxosaadia
- theycallmemos
- jailbait96
- fuckyeahtf2
- fortuneandglory
- basedputin
- asapcockblocky
- theesadottimista
- f-yeahcobiesmulders
Finally, my Tumblr crushes actually make some sort of sense.
If I had a nickel for every time I had to kill a sales clerk due to this, I’d have $0.63.
Wait a minute. If you received a nickel every time… but it came out to that total… Why, that’s not possi-…
Tumblr Crushes:
- xoxosaadia
- kushandlyrikz
- quesadillo
- asapcockblocky
- fuckyeahtf2
- thefinalproblemxx
- taquitowaltzcomics
- puffysheep
- fortuneandglory
These are basically the only blogs I follow on Tumblr anyway. Tumblr crushes aren’t an accurate way for me to see whose stuff I like more than others.
Tumblr Crushes:
- xoxosaadia
- fuckyeahtf2
- kushandlyrikz
- theesadottimista
- septumpiercings
- aydiosche
- filipiyeah-deactivated10214101
- fortuneandglory
- it8bit
Seems legit.
