I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
First off, if you’ve never watched “Baman Piderman” then you have never seen the greatest, funniest, cutest web series on the planet.
Secondly, this is my all-time favorite episode ever. You won’t understand it completely, but when I watched it, I died of cuteness overload.
And that’s not something I say very often.
I think that it’s completely fair to assume that every cute person you meet in life is single and that you should hit on them relentlessly.
Oh, man, this commercial has me giggling like a stupid drooling baby that also happened to be Gary Busey.
A poem by Timothy Whyte
You are extremely cute.
I’m sure you get this a lot
In your normal, everyday cute life,
But hear me out: When I say it,
I mean it so much more than everyone else.
When others describe your big, blue eyes
As beautiful lakes of calm, still waters,
I would say they’re more like swimming pools
Filled with floaties and other pool toys,
And whiny little kids who pee in the water.
Any boy who comes up to you and says
That your body was sculpted by the gods,
I would disagree with, and say instead,
“Girl, it looks like someone made you on an Etch-a-Sketch,
But really really took their time on it.”
He says you’re beautiful, I say you’re extravagant.
They say you’re stunning, but I’m literally stunned.
A million young men line up to tell you
How near to perfection everything is about you.
Me? Personally, I just think you’re extremely cute.
My mom told me that my brother’s friend left this vest at our house.
I was disinterested until she showed me how many BEAUTIFUL POCKETS THIS THING HAS OH MY GOD.
(I like pockets.)
Still trying to decide if I’d wear it in public.
Stop. Throw away your cameras. This is the cutest picture on the internet. Everybody go home now.
New comic! This one features three of my favorite things: kittens, tea, and faking talent by drawing comics.
This was probably the best comic I’ve ever done, and will ever make. There’s no topping this.
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I try not to reblog pictures of cute animals that have tens of thousands of notes because it’s one of my subtle ways of telling people that I get pussy regularly.
It’s like you guys know what’s going on in my life at the exact minute. Bless this post.
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