Saadia: So you're getting married?
Tim: Oh... Well, you're still invited to the wedding.
Saadia: I'm gonna rip her fucking hair out.
Tim: ... You're still invited to the wedding.
Saadia: I will rip the dress off of her and beat her with it. She won't even be able to say "I do" after I'm done with her.
Tim: Okay... You're still invited to he wedding.
Saadia: Please don't marry her. It would just break my little heart.
Tim: Oh, hold on a second. *picks up phone* Hello? Wait... What!? No, wait a minute, I'm sure that... No, the universe is heliocentric... What? You mean they've found new evidence proving that Saadia is the center of the universe? I'll have to call you back.
Saadia: Fuck you.