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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

taquitowaltzcomics:

This really isn’t a big deal, but I needed an excuse to draw Zelda.
Hey, what if Zelda was a girl?

Currently thinking up ways to cause butthurt on Tumblr. This was a good one, made me giggle, 8/10 people raged a bit.

taquitowaltzcomics:

This really isn’t a big deal, but I needed an excuse to draw Zelda.

Hey, what if Zelda was a girl?

Currently thinking up ways to cause butthurt on Tumblr. This was a good one, made me giggle, 8/10 people raged a bit.

I take it back.
This is maybe the second greatest comic I have ever made.

I take it back.

This is maybe the second greatest comic I have ever made.

(Source: sirbombalot, via sirbombalot)

sirbombalot:

New comic! This one features three of my favorite things: kittens, tea, and faking talent by drawing comics.

This was probably the best comic I’ve ever done, and will ever make. There’s no topping this.

sirbombalot:

New comic! This one features three of my favorite things: kittens, tea, and faking talent by drawing comics.

This was probably the best comic I’ve ever done, and will ever make. There’s no topping this.

(via xoxosaadia)

sirbombalot:

New comic! This one features three of my favorite things: kittens, tea, and faking talent by drawing comics.

One of my better comics, actually.

sirbombalot:

New comic! This one features three of my favorite things: kittens, tea, and faking talent by drawing comics.

One of my better comics, actually.

taquitowaltzcomics:

Almost finished with my first week of stupid community college. This is how I feel knowing that I can sleep in tomorrow.

taquitowaltzcomics:

Almost finished with my first week of stupid community college. This is how I feel knowing that I can sleep in tomorrow.

puffysheep:

sirbombalot:

Hey everyone! It’s a contest!

I’m giving away this very rare print of mine called “Happy Balloon”. In order to win this prestigious prize, all you have to do is this!

  • Like and reblog this post (you don’t even have to follow, but are welcome to!)
  • State why you deserve to have this above everyone else (and no sob stories)

One lucky winner will be selected at random to win this print. Three runner-ups will be selected as well, and will receive… something else. I’m not sure what yet. The contest ends August 3rd at 3:00 PM. Good luck! May good tidings come your way.

-Tim

so wait, why do i have to give a reason since this will be at random? I could give like…the worst reason ever….anyway. I like getting mail, there’s my reason. 

You know, I realized this when I was typing it, then decided to go with that anyway because I’m batshit insane like that. It’ll still be random: I just like hearing people explain why they’re better than other people.

*wink*

Hey everyone! It’s a contest!

I’m giving away this very rare print of mine called “Happy Balloon”. In order to win this prestigious prize, all you have to do is this!

  • Like and reblog this post (you don’t even have to follow, but are welcome to!)
  • State why you deserve to have this above everyone else (and no sob stories)

One lucky winner will be selected at random to win this print. Three runner-ups will be selected as well, and will receive… something else. I’m not sure what yet. The contest ends August 3rd at 3:00 PM. Good luck! May good tidings come your way.

-Tim

taquitowaltzcomics:

This really isn’t a big deal, but I needed an excuse to draw Zelda.
Hey, what if Zelda was a girl?

Dude that would be so trippy if Zelda was a girl dude.

taquitowaltzcomics:

This really isn’t a big deal, but I needed an excuse to draw Zelda.

Hey, what if Zelda was a girl?

Dude that would be so trippy if Zelda was a girl dude.

For those of you following my new side blog…

Taquito Waltz Comics

I just put some comics in the queue! They should be posted every day at 11:30 AM. Exciting, yes? Yes!

For those of you NOT following…