I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
If even one of these get in the new game, I will be a happy clam.
Okay. My best friend, Buddy, and I were sitting at my house yesterday, and he goes, “Okay… Okay, ten characters you want to see in the next SSB installment, and 3 you want to GTFO.” He didn’t say it like that, but I made the list anyway.
This is what I thought of.
10 NEW CHARACTERS
3 GTFO CHARACTERS
Because, let’s face it: Sonic is pitiable, NO one in the history of that game has ever willingly picked R.O.B., and Pokemon Trainer was a good idea, but turned out sort of stupid.
So, if the L piece from Tetris actually DOES make it in the next game, I totally called it and you guys owe me some internets.
