Timbo is the champ.
I could watch this all day.
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Awaiting my answer.
Poured a bowl of cereal this morning.
Silly me didn’t think to check if we had milk.
Guess who didn’t have any milk?
No, guess again.
THAT’S RIGHT ME.
Think that’s gonna stop me? Hell naw.
Currently eating cereal with no milk. I just don’t give a fuck.
Oh, hello, Current Me.
I had this thought in Calculus recently, too. How funny.
So bro. It WOULD be so chill.
LOFL!!! Oh geez, this one was the best! I could totally relate!
Lofl!! Probably our greatest president.
EDIT: I hadn’t even realized that they put “My Is Life Bro” at the end. That isn’t very chill.
