It’s nights like these where I lie awake at night and wonder if Adam Sandler can actually live with himself.
Rolled three goddamn 1’s tonight in Mario Party.
One of them landed me on a bank space, and I had to pay 45 of my goddamn coins.
Fuck Mario Party.
And Steve Harvey.
Fuck Mario Party and Steve Harvey.
And fuck LeBron James.
So, I noticed that my friend posted something on his Tumblr, and it looked funny, so I decide to check it out on his page. 3.4 seconds upon going to his page, I start to hear Vampire Weekend.
I took my laptop to the top of the stairs in my hall and made a Slinky out of it, then used my roommate’s computer to post this. If you don’t know by now, I have an unnatural hate for Vampire Weekend. So, if you like them and their music, well, I have no choice but to disassociate myself with you. Sorry.