The Electric Eccentric

WAIT

WHAT

I just made this delicious alcoholic drink. Really easy to mix, fun to serve at parties.

• 1/2 cup ginger ale
• 1/2 cup fruit punch
• 1/2 cup cyanide
• 1/4 cup arsenic
• 1/4 cup bleach
• 2 teaspoons rat poison
• 1/4 cup lighter fluid
• one of those mini umbrella things

Drink responsibly.

Cacophony - “Concerto”

I keep seeing that post about the butterfly and 80s speed metal, and realized that I actually had some in my music library.

Fall Out Boy - “Sorry We Were Gone So Long Pete Lost the Keys to the Van and He’s a Doofus”

I just took a nice hot shower and am currently running around my dad’s empty apartment in my underwear waving my arms around wildly and I just wanted to say that this is the life.

Also, I grabbed one of his beers out of the fridge so please don’t tell him.

I’m really excited because my dad is in Palm Springs right now, in some surveillance class or something, so I’m at his apartment alone, and I feel so cool because it’s like I have my own apartment.

Time to strip naked and play video games.

The best thing about my dad when he shops for Christmas, or birthdays, or anything like that, is that usually, he doesn’t bother to wait for the holiday to give out presents.

Exhibit A: My new green cardigan sweater.

I used to not believe in love at first sight…

I summoned three bosses at the same time, yay.

Can’t stop listening to “You See Me” by Gambino.

For some reason, the thought “Tim, you could totally twerk to this” entered my mind, and I blame public education.

Arctic Monkeys - “My Propeller”

God damn I am so good at Photoshop.

Just got these in the mail, along with a whole bunch of other extremely awesome stuff.

I love having pen pals. Don’t know how I’m gonna top this, though.

And for a second, I thought I’d be left out.

This has truly been the greatest day.