I just made this delicious alcoholic drink. Really easy to mix, fun to serve at parties.
I just took a nice hot shower and am currently running around my dad’s empty apartment in my underwear waving my arms around wildly and I just wanted to say that this is the life.
Also, I grabbed one of his beers out of the fridge so please don’t tell him.
I’m really excited because my dad is in Palm Springs right now, in some surveillance class or something, so I’m at his apartment alone, and I feel so cool because it’s like I have my own apartment.
Time to strip naked and play video games.
The best thing about my dad when he shops for Christmas, or birthdays, or anything like that, is that usually, he doesn’t bother to wait for the holiday to give out presents.
Exhibit A: My new green cardigan sweater.