My mom sent me this in a picture message. All I responded with was “swag of the highest level”
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Also on that note, that’s a wrap: Got all three legendary birds, with minimal effort. How fun.
My favorite thing about playing any Pokémon game is that you can still use HMs when the Pokémon has fainted. Like, I just imagine a trainer surfing on passed-out Lapras, or flying through the air on an unconscious Pidgeotto, and it’s just the funniest thing to me. How can your little dude still push boulders if he’s dead? Too funny. Comedic genius.
Started from the bottom, now we here.
The first gym leader to successfully pull off the “my head is just a giant penis” look.
My nephew came in while I was playing Pokemon Yellow, and this is what was on my screen.
And he looks at my computer and says, “Why does that guy only have one eye?”
I start to say, “What are you talking about? He has…” And then look at Raticate.
And then
my head exploded.
Fun fact! If you beat the Elite Four and Gary in Pokemon Yellow, but your Pikachu isn’t happy at the end of the game, it erases all of your saved data and prevents you from using any Pokemon other than Magikarp.
HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO CATCH THIS LITTLE PRICK I MEAN THIS WAS LIKE THE EIGHTH ONE I RAN INTO AND THEY ALL KEPT RUNNING BECAUSE THE SAFARI ZONE IS THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL BUT I DID IT I CAUGHT A STUPID DRATINI AND I AM THAT MUCH CLOSER TO OBTAINING ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD
SERIOUSLY
WHEN THAT BALL STOPPED SHAKING
I ACTUALLY SHOUTED “YES” AND THREW MY ARMS AROUND
IT WAS A MOMENT OF GENUINE HAPPINESS
I FEEL LIKE GIVING SOMEONE A HIGH-FIVE
HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
I’m at the Safari Zone right now, or, as it’s otherwise known, “The place where you get angry and throw your Game Boy at a wall as hard as you can”.
Oh HELL yes time to go catch me an Abra.
Real nigga wassup
My Diglett evolved, so I renamed him.
Ugh, my least favorite part about the Pokemon games is when I get to the part where I have to traverse your mom.
