I’m the Kanye West of Tumblr.
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
2012 is slowly drawing to an end, and I still don’t know what fifty grand is to a motherfucker like me.
What she order??
What’s Gucci, mah nigga?
What’s Louis, my killa?
What’s that ice cream? Vanilla?
What’s that rodent? Chinchilla?
What you live in? A villa?
What’s that primate? Gorilla?
Favorite Michael Jackson song? Thrillah?
I don’t care if this was already done. I just had the thought and it already happened, so don’t argue.
379 Plays
Jay-Z and Kanye West - “Gotta Have It”
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Jay-Z feat. Kanye West - “Otis”
Lyrics:
GAH MMM DRAH MM MEH NEH NEH
GAH MMM DRAH MM MEH NEH
GAH MMM DRAH MM MEH NEH NEH
GAH MMM DRAH MM MEH NEH
GAH MMM DRAH MM MEH NEH NEH
GAH MMM DRAH MM MEH NEH
SWEEEEZUH MM JEEESUS EBUNEEEEZER x 100,000 *screams*
