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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

Just blew a character from “Avatar” lol hmu

Just blew a character from “Avatar” lol hmu

This is post #10,000!

I’ve been putting off posting anything until I could make this horrible photoset to commemorate 10,000 posts of just pure awfulness in this terrible place. So, here’s to 10,000 more posts of just terrible jokes, pictures of bugs, creative writing and thoughts about death and giving up. Have a wonderful day.

 This is one o’ them there GPOYs you kids are always prattlin’ on about, ain’t it?

This is one o’ them there GPOYs you kids are always prattlin’ on about, ain’t it?

Had a week to do History homework.
Planning on getting started on it any minute now.
Pic related.

Had a week to do History homework.

Planning on getting started on it any minute now.

Pic related.

So guilty of having sex with a computer mouse.

So guilty of having sex with a computer mouse.

I just realized.
Squidward is my spirit animal.
We’re practically the same person.

I just realized.

Squidward is my spirit animal.

We’re practically the same person.

GPOY: Not Sure Why the Term GPOY Exists edition.

GPOY: Not Sure Why the Term GPOY Exists edition.

GPOYW: Not exactly knowing why people still post GPOY pictures edition.

GPOYW: Not exactly knowing why people still post GPOY pictures edition.