I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Okay. So, I’m auctioning off these three sample spoons that I got from Coldstone yesterday. If you wanted to know, the flavors I tried were cheesecake, mint and cotton candy. They have a great deal of sentimental value, but I figured it was time I parted with them. If you’re interested, message me or reblog this with your offer.
The bids start at $1.00 for the set. The auction will end 24 hours from now.
Thank you for your time.
