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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

Just checked my clock.
YEP IT’S STILL CATURDAY.

Just checked my clock.

YEP IT’S STILL CATURDAY.

Oh. Right. Back to Caturday.
Because it’s serious business.

Oh. Right. Back to Caturday.

Because it’s serious business.

AAAAAAWWWWWWW SNAP

IS IT CATURDAY

I THINK IT’S CATURDAY

WE ‘BOUT TO GET ALL CATIFIED UP IN THIS PIECE