I think the lady at 7/11 has a crush on me.
Every goddamn time I go in there and see that she’s working, I swear, I feel like turning right around and just going back to the car. Seriously.
Today, I walked in, didn’t even look at her, grabbed my green tea and lemonade Arizona (the usual), and walked up to the counter.
“Hello,” I said.
“Long time no see.”
“Yeah, heh heh, I…”
“Why.”
“… I, um…”
“You just not around anymore?”
I say nothing.
Cash register says $1.04.
Hand her a dollar and get the hell out of there.
