Tim: You gonna be in school any time this week?
Film Teacher: On Wednesday and Thursday, homie.
Tim: Yaaaaaaaaay! I'll be there. How ya feelin'? Better? I heard you got yo ass whooped.
Film Teacher: What? By who? I was sick, homie. Ain't nobody kickin' shit.
Tim: Nah, dawg. I heard you got yo ass handed to you by some Girl Scouts after you tried to "five-finger discount" their cookies.
Film Teacher: I woulda took 'em, homie.
Tim: Riiiiiiight... Why don't you prove it then?
Film Teacher: *no answer*
Game. Set. Match.