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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.The name's Tim. Born September 15th, in some year. Nice to meet you, maybe.I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea, take pictures of bugs often and love to write letters to people. I also play Magic: The Gathering and wear wacky socks. I generally don't like people and also think about death a lot.

Walked in the writing room for “Two Broke Girls” and it was just a room full of 1st graders throwing crumpled up pieces of paper around and eating glue.