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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Born September 15th, in some year. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea, take pictures of bugs often and love to write letters to people. I generally don't like people and also think about death a lot.

xoxosaadia:

sirbombalot:

xoxosaadia:

jerryriceandchicken:

Don’t ever challenge me to a game of Tetris unless you tryna lose

Hey, Tim!

>2013
>confusing Tetris with Tetris Attack
>thinking I’m actually good at Tetris

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YOU ARE GOOD A TETRIS I WASN’T EVEN THINKING ABOUT TETRIS ATTACK DON’T BE STUPID I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE DON’T INSULT ME LIKE THAT

No. Knock it off. I’m not good at Tetris. I’m really not. There are people out there in the world who are actually good at Tetris. I am not one of those people. I can say with confidence that I will mercilessly whoop the ass of anyone who steps to me in Tetris Attack. Tetris is a whole different story, and I am seriously not good at Tetris.

I’m not.

I’m just not.

Please don’t tell people I’m good at Tetris, because I’m not looking to embarrass myself.

(Source: swooshmami)