I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Bottom of the ninth. Ten seconds left.
Our team only needed one more basket to make a touchdown and catch the golden snitch. I pass the puck to the halfback on my right, who then pump-fakes and kicks it to the point guard, shuffling it between his legs, and then volleys it over the net past their goalie and into the goal for a hole in one.
We won the superbowlcupchampionships league, just in time for the halftime show.
Yahtzee.
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