I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
Finally, after a century of existing separately, Emma Watson and Emma Stone have merged to become one entity, known now as Emma Watstone. She has 5000 HP and no weakness, but a resistance against my futile attempts to court her.