I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
I had to take a quick break from washing the dishes to say that my mom put a disposable plastic cup in the sink, and I took it out of the sink and threw it in the trash can, and then my mom took it back out of the trash and put it in the sink again while giving me the stink eye.
So this is to let you all know I’m voluntarily becoming homeless now.
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