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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

Dad: I left you something really nice in my will.
Me: Oooh, neat! Don't tell me what it is. I wanna be surprised.
Dad: Well, you won't find out for a long time.
Me: ... We'll see about that...
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  2. xoxosaadia said: Judging by the rest of your family, I’m pretty sure he left you everything.
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