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Hate mail goes here.

Submit something or not.

I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.

The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.

I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.

We must watch it.

It’s not even 30 minutes long. We can knock this out easy.

I need to know where to see this immediately

Also very easy to find on Google, YouTube, possibly even RedTube and YouPorn. Not sure, haven’t looked yet.