I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
You hate my puppy and you hate your nephew’s puppy. In fact, anytime I talk about puppies you start punching me in the face until I stop.
I don’t hate Swiffer. The only dog I really can’t stand is my nephew’s. Now if you keep telling me what I hate and don’t hate I’m going to start punching you in the face until you stop.
xoxosaadia said:
You’re so abusive AND FOR THE LAST TIME MY DOG IS NOT A SWIFFER AND IF YOU CALL HER THAT AGAIN I WILL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF
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