Whenever I see my gynecologist…
after he’s done inspecting my vagina, he always says, “Thanks for coming in.”
And I always say, “Oh, you too!”
How embarrassing is that?
I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.
The name's Tim. Nice to meet you, maybe.
I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea and write letters to pen pals. I also think about death a lot.
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gizmosingsmelullabys answered:
lol
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ilovecarlizzle said:
I always laugh as I review the tapes of your exam and you say that.
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