This one goes out to all the fly hoes out there.
From now on, whenever someone new follows me, I’m gonna send them a message that says, “From all the years I’ve spent watching you sleep, you finally decided to follow me.”
I texted my friend, asking her how she was. She said she’ll be busy with school and work for a while, and wants to go home. I sent back, “I’m sure you’ll still have time to rock out with your cock out.” She hasn’t replied.
Okay, so, wait a minute. A queue is a line. But a Q is a letter. So why am I high on bath salts?
Hey little mama let me whisper in ya ear. Tell ya somethin’ that ya might like to hear. You have very pretty eyes.
Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.
I’m gonna be busy most of this weekend, so I queued some posts or something. I don’t know how that works, so if something pops up that I don’t remember posting, just let me know, and I’ll tell you that I just queued the posts, because that’s how Internet works. If you need me, I’ll be out having a crapload of fun. Leave lots of questions about anything, and...
youstartledmebaby asked: This is just exceptional.
xoxosaadia replied to your photo: Updated my Tumblr description. Hey, when did you put me on there!? A while ago, honey muffin kittentits. I don’t even remember. If I look back, I can probably find some post referencing it or something. EDIT: Said nothing about it. But I did it maybe a week ago or something. I was touching up the page, and decided that you needed a clause again, since I...
youstartledmebaby asked: I was being serious.. This is sad.
youstartledmebaby asked: Oh my God, I just.. I can't even. BE MY BESTFRIEND.
youstartledmebaby asked: So I thought man, 'Forget it, yo home to Bel Air!'
your-d3stiny answered your question: Serious discussion time. Am I the only one who… it looks halariouseeeeeeeee dude To each their own. Thanks for calling in. Though I do not share your opinion, I respect your right to hold it as your own. No matter how wrong it is. Totally kidding, have a nice day.
forestsonriverdaughter replied to your post: forestsonriverdaughter answered… Definitely should move his focus to music. His voice is like caramel. YA DAMN RIGHT IT IS. Ice cream places should have options to drizzle Seth MacFarlane’s voice on your ice cream.
spacelovemelody answered your question: Serious discussion time. Am I the only one who… No, you’re not the only one. Coincidentally I just posted how I dislike Mark Wahlberg also. Yeah, Mark’s another one. He’s just… all right in my book. Doesn’t help that movie at all, I think. But, at this point, not much would. At best, it’d probably be a little under par:...
forestsonriverdaughter answered your question: Serious discussion time. Am I the only one who… No, no, no. Every time I see the trailer, I die on the inside a little. Seth MacFarlane should just… retire. Yeah. Which is sad, because I think he’s an all right guy (and his voice, goddamn, his voice is awesome), but he’s had his time, and it’s… just not funny anymore....
jacqueerlyn answered your question: Serious discussion time. Am I the only one who… I don’t think so either. But a really good family friend of mine is in it, so I’m forced to see it. Well, that’s cool! Major character? I’d see any movie if someone I knew was in it. fuckin-radical-nigga answered your question: Serious discussion time. Am I the only one who… yes. Okay....
>mfw the intro I can’t even get past...
Serious discussion time. Am I the only one who thinks that the movie “Ted” doesn’t look funny at all?
To anyone saying the original 150 Pokemon had the...
This is a seal. It’s called Seel. I rest my case.
Nickelback got its name from when they sold their first single for a nickel, and everyone was so outraged, they demanded the nickel back.
xoxosaadia asked: Where have you been!? I post a lot of things about you that you miss. Just check my blog for things tagged Sirbombalot. In fact, I'm still getting notes on that screenshot of that Fairly Oddparents convo I posted a few weeks ago.
Discussing fast food with my dad's friend.
Dad: You know what's good? Five Guys.
Dad's Friend: I've never done Five Guys.
Tim: ... What about you doing five guys?
Dad's Friend: Nah, see, you hearin' somethin' else. I never did five guys. I put five guys to sleep.
Tim: ... You slept with five guys?
Dad's Friend: Says the guy with skinny jeans on.
Tim: Yeah, but I've never done anything with guys. I'm straight.
Dad's Friend: Neither have I. I put five guys to sleep with my fists.
Tim: ... You fisted five guys?
Dad's Friend: ...
xoxosaadia: Stop it, teenagers. Just stop. I know you think that you’re on top of the world and everyone loves you, but that’s false. Everyone hates you. Nobody cares about what you have to say because you’re all ignorant. Your head is just too far up your ass to notice. Once you grow out of it, you’re going to look back and feel really stupid. Save yourself the trouble. Just stop.
Music is my life.– 12-year-olds who play no musical instruments
I was gonna clean my room But then TF2 I was gonna get up and find the broom But TF2 Now my room is still messed up But I know what I’ll do I’ll play TF2 Play TF2 Play TF2 ￼
Movie Idea: "Friends Without Benefits"
A man and a woman decide that they should just have the relationship without sex, and, seven minutes into the movie, they realize that they can’t and fuck for the remaining 83 minutes.
Song of Storms
————▲—————▲— ———————————— ———▼—————▼—— —Ⓐ—————Ⓐ———— Just so you never forget.
I don’t know why I hadn’t thought about this before. I’m gonna move out of this house and get a place of my own. Gonna dig a hole in the ground and put a huge rock over it.
nickiscrazy replied to your post: nickiscrazy replied to your photo: It’s a good… Pyro update.. kinda sucked.. The only reason I’d slightly agree with you is because every update sucks to me. Demoman ain’t gettin’ no new stuff.
nickiscrazy replied to your photo: It’s a good thing I have no money, because I’d buy… Buy the valve store inflatable and get that for free.. and its craftable and tradeable.. Oh, pfft, duh. Of course. Silly me. I mean, I can’t buy it (It’s a good thing I have no money…), but crafting sounds like my best bet.
brb putting some Mike’s Hard Lemonade in my rat’s water bottle