New Year's Resolutions!
Stop talking to girls Send more threatening anonymous letters to friends Blame more farts on the cat Nerf gun fights Hit nephew a lot more Meet more redheads Go outside? What is that Get a job and keep it, make bank, etc. Start the most awesome band ever Spend more naked time with friends who might also be naked Leave one New Year’s Resolution slot blank Come up with better New...
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thefunkyjesus replied to your post: I finally listened to this Morrissey guy today. Which song? I already don’t remember the name of it, or the other few I listened to, but the first time I heard him sing, I laughed out loud, which usually tells me that I thought it was ridiculous. Then, to cleanse my ears, I turned on some Arctic Monkeys and rocked out a bit in my room, which explains...
I finally listened to this Morrissey guy today.
No thanks, I’m good. Still have nothing more interesting to post. Sorry.
I actually started a hand-written anthology of all of the poems I’ve written recently, because I am a poet and that’s what poets do, I think. So far, this book includes: The Moth Love, Take Your Downfall The Murderer An Ode to Sweatpants Don’t Leave Leslie Keys Growing Up With You Lederhosen Young of Heart Captain, You’re Late T-Mobile Girl Little Memories ...
Don’t end your sentences with “lol”. You didn’t laugh. Nothing you said was even remotely funny. No one’s laughing. The whole world is crying because you are a liar. You are the worst kind of people. Loling up the place. What is wrong with you.
xoxosaadia replied to your quote: I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS AND YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE MY… Whoa, I was literally about to post this conversation right now! what why would you post this conversation you weren’t even involved what how do you even know what happened during this conversation you weren’t there because it certainly wasn’t your vagina
I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS AND YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE MY VAGINA SOUNDS LIKE MAC AND...– I honestly cannot say who I’m quoting here because I enjoy living.
Resetti: WHAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU DOING HOW DARE YOU FUCKING RESET YOUR FUCKING GAME I HATE YOU I'M GONNA RAPE YOU TILL YOUR VAGINA EXPLODES
Me: b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b
Resetti: BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKING FEEL SORRY BLAH BLAH WIFE AND KIDS SHITTY ASSHOLE CREAM
Me: b b b b b b b
Resetti: GRANOLA TITTIES I LOVE DOUBLE PENETRATION YOU GOT THAT
Me: b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b
I’m going to go out somewhere in public, ask someone for a cigarette, then break it, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, put on a pair of sunglasses, say, “I’m from the future; you’ll thank me later” and walk away.
xoxosaadia: Gifs everywhere. I’m sick of it.
luunatone asked: Anyway, you should post your avatar so I can reblog dat mess and make my page purty.
luunatone asked: Totally wasn't me. He was on my computer and I was signed in. -_-
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xoxosaadia: Last night I had a dream about dildos. Now that I think about it, it might have been a nightmare due to the fact that I tossed and turned all night, and when I woke up, I was not horny in the slightest. I think they came to life and attacked all the vaginas, giving women everywhere incredible amounts of pleasure, but I don’t remember. I’m not sure what to make of this. Your Tumblr...
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CURRENT PADDLE BALL RECORD: 56.
I paddle ball so hard muhfuckas wanna find me.
xoxosaadia: sirbombalot replied to your post: Dear cute Target employee, I’m sorry for staring… Perfect. :3 Are we talking about your ass? wat
Can you please press the button on my Life Alert...
Tony sends me a photo of some chick he knows.
Tony: Hey, the file finally transferred.
Tim: Oh, yeah, I just heard the WHAT THE WHY IS SHE HOLDING A GUN
Tony: Yeah, and you're gonna meet her.
Tim: I hope she doesn't have the gun with her.
Tony: Well, she will. It's just a civilian gun.
Tim: Oh, so she only uses it on civilians?
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Man, I'm hard to please.
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Put a ▲ in my inbox, and I'll rate your Tumblr...
Because this is easily my greatest/worst idea yet. EDIT: I’ll try not to be mean. Honest, but not too mean.