October 2010
September 2010
Limerick
When it comes to girls, I don’t know a lot. I must seem like a broken robot. So when I got the chance, And I took off her pants, Why’d she have the same parts I got?
Haiku
You must be joking. Pepsi’s not the same as Coke. You have earned no tip.
(Sorry, Geaquari, not to totally pole-jock. I have a huge collection of haikus I’ve written, and you’ve inspired me to share them. :D)
"The Stalker Song" (from Shin Chan)
I wanted to see you, just wanted to talk. Went to the back door of your condo, but you changed the locks. Chicks are confusing, I don’t understand What message you’re sending when you pork other men. Does this mean we can get back together? I called up your mother to get some advice. She said that I always was her favorite, she cooked me chicken and rice. We knocked back some wine, I...
Cameron said that this is my theme song. <3
i'm starting to hate you twitter.
ultraterry:
more and more each day.
people need to stop being so boring.
people need stop have convos on there too.
it’s annoying. you can have like 5 msgs back and forth
but like 937492742 msgs? shut the hell up! go somewhere else.
THIS!!
Collige is Hard
Tim: Hey, you busy? I need a little help with a college assignment. I can't figure this problem out.
Fergins: yes i am, what
Tim: Oh, sorry, never mind then. Get back to your hectic schedule. I'll figure it out.
Fergins: what is it man what do you need help with
Tim: Oh, okay, umm, it's just this one problem is stumping me.
Fergins: what
Tim: All right, it says "Mary has three apples. Todd gives her two apples. How many apples does Mary have now?"
Fergins: lol.....
A LEAN NIGHT.
Tim: Wanna hear about my night?
Numani: shure ^^
does it involve the zombi opacolips?
Tim: D: *apocalypse And no, it's a little more towards reality. It all started when I locked myself out of my dorm tonight... :D
Numani: oh god lol
then what?
Tim: And my roommate was out doing some pledging thing for a fraternity, so he wasn't in, and couldn't come unlock it. So, hey, I already had my bag, and my skateboard: Why not hit the streets? This led me to skate to Starbucks, one of the few places open, and I grabbed a vanibeanfrap. With caramel! Kept skating down to the bowling alley, because I thought I wanted to bowl. But, I had insufficient funds, so I said "fuck it". Skated back around to the mall, totally closed, and I skate to the back parking lot. Completely empty, except for one security car. Who happened to notice me, in my bright yellow shirt.
Numani: XD
Tim: He immediately began following me, so I skated my ass off out of the parking lot.
Numani: the therd black man! we got him!
Tim: Since I was out of the mall lot, I was sure I was out of his jurisdiction. I mean, what was he gonna do? So I was home free. :D:D
Numani: arrest you becuz your black duh!
Tim: Or... I thought I was... :O
Numani: hu!
Tim: The security pulled around and tried to circle me, and I even saw a cop car and more security. All to find some black kid who didn't even do anything.
Numani: OO
Tim: I busted a few ninja moves, hid from them for a bit, and skated behind a building. I could see the lights flashing from where I was.
Numani: ya!
Tim: Quickly, I bolted across another parking lot, after crossing the street and seeing another security guard, who seemed to be talking to someone. Eventually, I got to a street corner where I figured they wouldn't bother me anymore, and they didn't. Skated back to my dorm, called an RA, and he unlocked mah room. :D And that's how I saved Christmas.
Theme song! Hella dope so far. I likey.
And...
Gotta catch 'em all.
parisbunny:
OH HELL YES WE’RE IN BUSINESS! I saved a .gif of: Charmander, Butterfree, Eevee, Kabuto, Lapras, Tangela, Kangaskhan, Gengar, Farfetch’d, Seaking, Scyther, Mr. Mime, Snorlax, Poliwhirl, Lickitung, Dragonite, Bellsprout, Diglett, Sandslash, and Raichu: My personal favorites. <3
I treat Joseph like crap. XD
Tim: Look, it's not important. I just... Well...
Joseph: yes?
Tim: I...
Joseph: mhmm?
Tim: I think I lo-... I think I lo-...
Joseph: yessssssssss?
Tim: I think I loathe you.
Joseph: D:
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
WatchGeaquari.
>:{
