February 2012
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Spoilery Musings about Chrono Trigger
encasedwithinamber:
Okay, so, Lucca’s mom got in a horrible addicent when Lucca was young. This motivated Lucca to study science for the betterment of humanity.
However, you can go back to that day and save Lana’s life. But this causes a time loop in the game.
See, it goes like this.
Lucca’s mom gets in an accident.
Lucca is motivated to study science
In 1000 A.D., Having studied, Lucca...
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xoxosaadia asked: You're not an expert on girls.
thesageadviceofmatt asked: Who would in a fight: a sickly gazelle wearing a beret who hasn't figured out the concept of zero despite taking advanced calculus OR twenty-seven irate limbless fire-ants? And by fight, I mean pie-eating competition.
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I'm sitting here, playing bass.
Bass bass bass.
I love my bass. She’s such a sweetie.
Anyway, I’m in the mood to answer questions, any questions, all questions! Questions about life, about love, about robots, about popcorn, about cholesterol, about murder, doesn’t matter. Ask me anything, and I shall bestow upon you infinite knowledge.
Especially girls.
I’m an expert at girls.
Ask!
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Umm...
Tim: At this point, I'm pretty sure I could never kill another person.
Cassie: Yeah, I know I can.
Tim: ...
Cassie: ...
Tim: ... Thanks you for confirming this. You can just let me out here, please.
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Nine times out of ten, the people making the...
robin-the-boy-wonder:
Dead & Bloated - Stone...
EGOT
xoxosaadia:
sirbombalot:
xoxosaadia:
That’s my new goal in life. I must win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony. I think I can be successful with a little help.
Race ya. Starting… NOW GO.
Though, not to sound EGOTistical, but I’mma smoke your ass.
It can’t be a competition. It’s going to be OUR TV show that we win Emmys for. We’re a team, kid.
Although, if it was a competition, I’d...
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>implying anyone cares that you're liveblogging...
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xoxosaadia replied to your post: I really want to win just one Oscar, so I can be…
Oh, you can have one of my Oscars! What category would you like?
Do you have “Biggest Flop”? I’m a huge fan of irony. That, or “Best Subplot With a Semi-Unforgettable Subcharacter”.
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I really want to win just one Oscar, so I can be referred to as “Oscar-winning Tim”. Even by close friends and family. That’d be cool.
No. I’ll get my doctorate, so I’ll be Dr. Oscar-Winning Tim.
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foxhome asked: I love your blog!!! <3
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I like when blogs actually have a personality to...
wakaflockabodypillow:
Especially when you can tell one logical post to the next and see where this person was going with their thoughts. The pictures that they blog and songs they post build an identity with the actual users.
Not to say that there isn’t something about the content only blogs out there, but if what you do is simply content blog random things that you like all day long, then...
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Study Date (Messing With Cassie, Part II)
Cassie: Can I come over around 11?
Tim: Yeah, sure, 11:30 sounds great.
Cassie: Haha so 11:30? You want me to come later?
Tim: Yeah, no, I think 11:15 is perfect.
Cassie: Oh m g. What time?
Tim: Dude, I was cool with when you said 11:45 the first time.
Cassie: Tim. I confused.
Tim: ...
Cassie: Kay. I'll come at 12.
Tim: 12 sounds great, thank you.
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Kids, always remember this:
Surround yourself with people who are not only generally good people, but also people you actually want to be around.
Don’t show sympathy for anyone. Don’t pity people.
It’s not fair to them and even yourself.
Don’t put up with anyone’s shit.
That’s all I wanted to say.
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xoxosaadia replied to your post: I think I almost just fell in Tumblr love right now.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I GIVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP »»:((((((((
Girl. Please, on behalf of everyone here on planet Earth, calm your tits. Those are literally the most upset tits I have seen in my life. Calm them.
Nothing serious is going on.
Calm thy mammaries.
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I think I almost just fell in Tumblr love right...
Seriously.
Like, oh man.
Luckily, her Tumblr wasn’t that interesting, so I snapped out of it pretty quickly.
Also, she’s not single.
Also, I only date plants.
Anonymous asked: Two days ago, I finally grew the courage to ask this cute girl at the mall for some soda and popcorn at the local cinema, but in the final moments leading to asking her out, I realized something. No girl out there will appreciate, or satisfy me sexually the way my sock puppets, Larry and Keller, do. Have you had any similar epiphany?
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(OH MY GOODNESS WHY DID I RE-FOLLOW THESE WHINY ASS KIDS UGH I SWEAR DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING NOT SAPPY TO TALK ABOUT)
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The brilliance behind “Breaking Bad” is realizing that every chemistry teacher you’ve ever met has cooked meth and probably killed people.
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malikadeandreway answered your question: GUYS SERIOUS HELP NEEDED
Listen to it with him, swag .
Yeah, no, I’m not listening to Soulja Boy. I’d rather pour bleach into my eyes while giving sensual massages to every member of Nickelback.
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That's funny.
“False Pretense” by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and “That’s What You Get” by Paramore came up right next to each other on shuffle.
They both start with a snare drum hit that sounds damn near identical.
I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Why did I post this.
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Tim Talks to Himself
Tim: Hey, Tim.
Tim: Yes, Tim?
Tim: Do you think I'm crazy?
Tim: Where did you get that idea from, Tim?
Tim: I don't know. It just seems crazy, doesn't it?
Tim: Not at all, Tim.
Tim: Thanks, Tim. You've reassured me of my sanity.
Tim: Anytime, Tim. I must say, you're looking very fit today.
Tim: Thank you, Tim. I be up in the gym just working on my fitness.
Tim: I'm your witness.
Tim: Them boys be linin' down the block just to watch what I got.
Tim: Timalicious.
(T to da I to da M-O-T-to-da-H-to-da-Y)
Tim: Am I crazy now, Saadia?
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The hardest part about writing?
Personally, for me, I’m starting to think that it’s creating something new.
Every time I either think of an idea for a story out of nowhere or actually sit down and try to brainstorm an idea, I always end up going, “No, wait, that’s been done so many times before.” And I’d like to think of something that will set me apart from the crowd, you know? I don’t...
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Proof that no one cares about goombas.
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