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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.The name's Tim. Born September 15th, in some year. Nice to meet you, maybe.I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea, take pictures of bugs often and love to write letters to people. I also play Magic: The Gathering and wear wacky socks. I generally don't like people and also think about death a lot.

xoxosaadia:

Tim is just a hater because I’m waaaay cuter than him and he can’t stand it

I’m always reminded of this whenever I ride in the car with my brother but no matter what I’m listening to, he’ll, like, start freestyling under his breath and it’s really weird because I’ll be listening to rock or something and he’s just rappin’ away. Anyway I’ve just been hanging with my family all day and it hasn’t been too bad.

xoxosaadia:

MY BOYFRIEND GOT TO MY PHONE AND NOW I MUST PLOT MY REVENGE

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Oh hey I can finally post this uhhh HEY it’s the third official podcast from this podcast thing I’m doing with my friends where we talk about stuff and this week OTHER PEOLE actually suggested some things for us to discuss which was cool so uhh watch it through to the end and yeah thanks bye

 

shecalleditsavagery:

sirbombalot:

shecalleditsavagery:

sirbombalot:

shecalleditsavagery:

sirbombalot:

I haven’t worn deodorant in several days and I feel like life has just begun and it may not be so bad after all.

I haven’t shaved in two weeks and I think I might never shave again because I’ve saved so much time

I haven’t showered in about a month and it’s kept everyone from getting close to me and it’s been so quiet and peaceful I may go for a second one.

I traded in my bed for a hammock so that I never have to make my bed or share it with anyone again. 

I finally got rid of my heart and replaced it with a robot one so that it would stop getting broken.

Okay, now you’re just making stuff up.  Besides, I thought you replaced your heart with bees.

shecalleditsavagery:

sirbombalot:

shecalleditsavagery:

sirbombalot:

I haven’t worn deodorant in several days and I feel like life has just begun and it may not be so bad after all.

I haven’t shaved in two weeks and I think I might never shave again because I’ve saved so much time

I haven’t showered in about a month and it’s kept everyone from getting close to me and it’s been so quiet and peaceful I may go for a second one.

I traded in my bed for a hammock so that I never have to make my bed or share it with anyone again. 

I finally got rid of my heart and replaced it with a robot one so that it would stop getting broken.

shecalleditsavagery:

sirbombalot:

I haven’t worn deodorant in several days and I feel like life has just begun and it may not be so bad after all.

I haven’t shaved in two weeks and I think I might never shave again because I’ve saved so much time

I haven’t showered in about a month and it’s kept everyone from getting close to me and it’s been so quiet and peaceful I may go for a second one.

I haven’t worn deodorant in several days and I feel like life has just begun and it may not be so bad after all.

I want to start a band just so we can name it None Cheese With Left Beef.

I think dogs are generally dumb but envy their lack of a sense of time or why that big bright ball in the sky goes down and a shiny white one replaces it sometimes.