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I passed a pill bug that was stuck on its back, and without thinking, I bent over and flipped him. If it could talk, it would have probably thanked me, but I felt really good about it anyway. That’s why I think I should be the next president of the United States.The name's Tim. Born September 15th, in some year. Nice to meet you, maybe.I play guitar, sing silly songs, write stuff, draw shitty pictures and make people on the Internet mad on a professional level. I drink a lot of tea, take pictures of bugs often and love to write letters to people. I also play Magic: The Gathering and wear wacky socks. I generally don't like people and also think about death a lot.

It is 11:30 at night can you please let me fucking breathe

It is 11:30 at night can you please let me fucking breathe

woodmeat:

*fingers nicki minaj*

*picks her up and twirls her around while whistling the harlem globe trotters song*

askvraska said: Your favorite, eh?

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD VRASKA IS TALKING TO ME THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.

OKAY. FEW QUESTIONS.

1. What’s it like being the best planeswalker ever? Does it ever bother you that you’re so much cooler than the others?
2. Do you think I should get another copy of you? I already have two and may consider putting a third in my deck.
3. I love you.

Quick shoutout to microorganisms doin’ they thang. I know y’all out there.

me: hey girl, you’re pretty cute, can I have your number?

her: eww no, you ugly as hell and I bet ya broke too

her friends: *laughing at me*

me: 

her and her friends: *life points drop all the way the fuck to zero*

Okay now I know that nghbrs is my current favorite band because I’ve been checking the iTunes store like daily to see when their new single would be available for purchase and I’m actually and willfully buying their music at every chance I get so

heckacute:

It’s almost autumn. You know what that means. You will die alone.

Today is gonna be a day of songwriting because I have so many shitty things to get off of my chest and onto paper maybe.

sirbombalot:

Just realized I’m gonna be the only six foot black dude at this #falloutboy and #paramore concert. #me (at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater)

I just read the wording on this and cannot believe that no one made a joke about me literally having six feet.

sirbombalot:

Just realized I’m gonna be the only six foot black dude at this #falloutboy and #paramore concert. #me (at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater)

I just read the wording on this and cannot believe that no one made a joke about me literally having six feet.

teamwingman:

xoxosaadia:

My boyfriend gets mad when I beat him at Magic. Actually, everyone gets mad when I play. Maybe I should get a new hobby.

Or a new boyfriend.

*sigh*

sext: ay girl you trynna go to chuck e. cheese and smash in the ticket blaster